Emergency Department Complaints


Recent patient complaints requiring emergency department evaluation:

1. “Belly button problem”. White and blue stuff keeps growing in belly button and thinks that there may be fungal infection there. Brought some in a plastic bag for analysis. Diagnosis: Umbilical Lint

2. Ambulance transport for rectal itching. The patient was having difficulty reaching his bottom to wipe himself due to his size. Diagnosis: Buttock Dermatitis

Another reader looked at patients’ presenting complaints during a shift.
12 patients had cramps/back pain
5 were well-appearing febrile children
About 10 other patients had issues the equivalent of a stubbed toe
6 patients had conditions needing emergency treatment. Because of the crowding, these patients had to wait.
Out of all those patients, guess who complained … one of the women with back pain.

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