This ambulance call was for an “out of control” 9 year old who was hitting his siblings and swearing. Hoping that it wasn’t this kid.
But it gets better.
According to the ambulance report, the social worker had been at the child’s house earlier, but had to leave to evaluate an “out of control” two and a half year old who was soiling his diapers and stomping through the house.
A toddler crapping his pants and stomping his feet needs acute psychiatric intervention?!?!?
I’m not creative enough to make this stuff up.
We were waiting for the ambulance calls for the eight year old whose teeth were falling out, for the 35 year old that was developing male pattern baldness, and for the 80 year old whose bones were getting brittle, but those medical problems were apparently addressed by other crisis counselors before they became emergent.