1. A counterpoint of the current system would be.:

    No I do not want gum but if I do need it later i expect you to give me gum free.

  2. Vladimir von Winkelstien on

    Slightly less funny, but more accurate:
    “No thanks, I do not wish to purchase that pack of gum. Of course, I may decide to chew the gum later. In that case, I expect the gum company to provide it to me for free.”

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