My 5 year old daughter came home from kindergarten with more of her schoolwork. Included in her papers was this fine coloring job.
“So you colored very well. You stayed in the lines and everything.”
“What else did you do today.”
“We actually didn’t read Dick.”
She knew something was up when I pulled out my phone and tried to get her to make the statement again.
“Wait … wait. What else did you do today?”
“Dad, I don’t find this very funny.”
That makes one of us.