Patients gone wild. Really wild. 70 year old Brookdale Hospital nurse Evelyn Lynch gets knocked to the ground by patient Kwincii Jones and has her head stomped. She was knocked unconscious and suffered severe facial fractures. Also underwent brain surgery, so it is likely she suffered a brain bleed or has brain swelling as well.
Congratulations to the antivaccination movement for increasing the worldwide incidence of pertussis and measles. Measles and mumps are now “crushing” the UK. Patients with “religious exemptions” to receiving vaccinations were reportedly the source of one recent California pertussis outbreak.
Rise of the machines. I thought I was pretty good at spotting patients in fake pain. Turns out that most observers are only slightly better than chance at picking out fakers from the real deal. This computer program can achieve 85% accuracy in picking out patients who are truly in pain just by analyzing their facial expressions. Of course, watching the surveillance video of people skipping in the parking lot, then limping into the ED hunched over in “pain” is also a dead giveaway.
Machines are also pretty darn good at sniffing out cancer. A device called BreathLink can detect changes in a woman’s breath that suggest breast cancer and has a diagnostic power similar to mammograms. The device may also be able to test for tuberculosis.
The article also has a neat table about the odors different disease processes cause. Did you know that rubella may cause your sweat to smell like freshly plucked feathers or that schizophrenia may cause your sweat to smell like vinegar? Typhoid fever may cause your skin to smell like fresh-baked bread.
Wrapping that rascal is more and more important lately. The CDC is warning that gonorrhea may soon become untreatable. The “love dart” – otherwise known as an injection of Rocephin – has been a stalwart of treatment and now gonorrhea is showing resistance to this class of medications as well. Another article on the topic in The Verge here.
By the way, do you know what you get when you kiss a parakeet? Chirpes … fortunately that’s still tweetable.
Stop groaning. That thar’s funny and you know it.
What do you do if you’ve been diagnosed with cancer? Take a deep breath. Own it. Don’t run to consult Dr. Google. Dr. Peter Edelstein has some more suggestions here.
Utah Senate passes bill allowing doctors to prescribe Narcan to third parties to administer to patients who may be suffering from opiate overdose.
Initially, I had problems with this idea. Would people be able to inject it IM or assemble the intranasal administration assembly? How would the lay public deal with patients who are suddenly thrown into withdrawals?
Then I thought that it would be better to at least attempt to reverse an opiate overdose and deal with the consequences rather than having a patient die.
So why require a prescription? Shouldn’t Narcan just be made over the counter?
Call of Duty – Dialysis Edition. 14-year-old Norwegian kid drinks 4 LITERS of an energy drink over 16 hours so he could stay awake playing Call of Duty. Ends up in a coma in a hospital for two weeks with “kidney failure” but is expected to respawn and live to fight another day.
Many people in New York contracting rare skin infection called Mycobacterium marinum. All of the 30 cases diagnosed were in people who were handling seafood.
Trying to change the message again. Obamacare architect Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel asserts that “you don’t need a doctor for every part of your health care.” If you like your high school sophomore with a 16 hour course in basic first aid, you can keep your high school sophomore with a 16 hour course in basic first aid.